Parenting Style: Survivalist

$50.00
Behind the Box:
Expanding families already have all of the gear. It's way more appropriate to recognize the warrior in anyone adding another monkey to their circus! Being a parent is already a badge of honor. Being a parent to multiple... now that's a survivalist!

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What's in the Box:
Survivalist Keepsake Poem (Read it below in the description!)
"PARENTING SYTYLE: SURVIVALIST" TUMBLER:
16 oz. Stainless steel Polar Camel pint | Double-wall, vacuum insulation | Clear slider lid | Exclusive design
"I USED TO KNOW STUFF" MAGNET:
3 x 2 inch Retro style fridge magnet | Add some flair to any metal surface
"APPRECIATED" COCKTAIL NAPKINS:
Anne Taintor | 20 per package | Printed using non-toxic, water soluble dyes
"CONGRATULATIONS" GREETING CARD:
Includes your personalized message.
HAND-PACKAGED & PRINTED:
Beautiful shipping box included | Make an impression even before opening!
WISHBONE FOUNDATION DONATION:
A donation is made for every box purchased.
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"Parenting Style: Survivalist" Opening Poem

Well guess who's back on the
new baby train
just as the mom-fog
was leaving your brain!

Who wouldn't buy a ticket and 
get back on the ride
where you never sleep again
and have nowhere to hide?

For a fuller table, of course -
to watch siblings play.
To run in circles and wonder what
you accomplished all day.

You now live to clean up messes
while kids eat off the floor,
but what you're gaining as a mother
means just so much more.